I'd care if the person I reblogged this from...
hanakatsumi: darkteabiscuit: kateendall: FOREVER REBLOG THE NO NO CAT. Am i the only person who hears “Melon”.
p1ss: Goodbooks † Leni(Crystal Castles Remix)
queefjerkey: sext: i take off my crocs
cj-sewers: perlahaha: hey baby, if it’s not too much treble, i’d really like to ‘B’ with you … naturally. ROFL
911 Operator: 911, what's your emergency?
Somebody: SHORTY'S FIRE BURNING ON THE DANCE FLOOR
rubychoosday: ohcaseeey: Best commercial ever.
chuckquizmo: you’re walking in the woods there’s no one around and your phone is dead out of the corner of your eye you spot him
penguins-in-bondage asked: I miss you. :I
voltamin: my reaction to people drawing my characters floating into space getting so excited i cry passing onto the afterlife as my body magically transforms into various gelatinous food items
listening to crystal castles since like 2006.
Lesbian: hey i just met you
Lesbian: and this is crazy
Lesbian: but i think we should cohabitate, my u-haul is parked out back, how do you feel about cats i really love tabby's i have two we're a little family looking for our missing piece we should get a dog let's re-do the kitchen all zen-like whaddya say....baby?
Other lesbian: *gets in u-haul and they drive off into the sunset together to live in perfect harmony for two weeks*