May 2012
sexuallyfrustratedleftfoot:
I'd care if the person I reblogged this from...
hanakatsumi:
darkteabiscuit:
kateendall:
FOREVER REBLOG THE NO NO CAT.
Am i the only person who hears “Melon”.
queefjerkey:
sext: i take off my crocs
cj-sewers:
perlahaha:
hey baby,
if it’s not too much treble,
i’d really like to ‘B’ with you
… naturally.
ROFL
911 Operator: 911, what's your emergency?
Somebody: SHORTY'S FIRE BURNING ON THE DANCE FLOOR
April 2012
rubychoosday:
ohcaseeey:
Best commercial ever.
chuckquizmo:
you’re walking in the woods
there’s no one around and your phone is dead
out of the corner of your eye you spot him
6 tags
penguins-in-bondage asked: I miss you. :I
voltamin:
my reaction to people drawing my characters
floating into space
getting so excited i cry
passing onto the afterlife as my body magically transforms into various gelatinous food items
listening to crystal castles since like 2006.
incredadele:
holla.
Lesbian: hey i just met you
Lesbian: and this is crazy
Lesbian: but i think we should cohabitate, my u-haul is parked out back, how do you feel about cats i really love tabby's i have two we're a little family looking for our missing piece we should get a dog let's re-do the kitchen all zen-like whaddya say....baby?
Other lesbian: *gets in u-haul and they drive off into the sunset together to live in perfect harmony for two weeks*