Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Computer: HERE LET ME FREEZE
Computer: NOPE, NO SWITCHING TABS
lol my parents are arguing about tupperware
incredadele: tyleroakley: My personal hero. this is like. everything i did in middle school.
Bart D. Ehrman: Did Jesus Exist? →
leftish: In a society in which people still claim the Holocaust did not happen, and in which there are resounding claims that the American president is, in fact, a Muslim born on foreign soil, is it any surprise to learn that the greatest figure in the history of Western civilization, the man on whom the most powerful and influential social, political, economic, cultural and religious...
Adventures of Amber shaving Demitri's...
Amber: *smacks Demitri*
Demitri: OW, FUCK!!! STOP THAT!
Amber: I have a razor in my hand very close to your balls, so if I were you I would stop.
Demitri: This aint no soft-core porno!!!
Anonymous asked: Lol we probably should give up this game. What are you doing?